/ · John S. Farmer’s Canting Songs and Slang Rhymes
The Maunder’s Wooing
The Maunder’s Wooing
1610
By SAMUEL ROWLANDS in Martin Mark-all, Beadle of Bridewell: His Defence and Answere to the Belman of London:—“I will shew you
what I heard at Knock-vergos, drinking there a pot of English
Ale, two Maunders borne and bred vp rogues wooing in their natiue
language”.
I
O Ben mort wilt thou pad with me,
1 good woman, tramp
One ben slate shall serue both thee and me,
2 sheet
My Caster and Commission shall serue vs both to maund,
3 cloak; shirt; beg
My bong, my lowre & fambling cheates
4 purse; money; rings
Shall be at thy command.
II
O Ben Coue that may not be,
5 good man
For thou hast an Autem mort who euer that is she,
6 wife
If that she were dead & bingd to his long tibb,
7 gone to her longhome
Then would I pad and maund with thee,
8 tramp and beg
And wap and fon the fibb.
9 Notes
III
O ben mort Castle out & Towre,
10 find out
Where all the Roome coues slopne that we may tip the lowre,
11 thieves; congregate; get money
When we haue tipt the lowre & fenc’t away the duds
12 sold the swag
Then binge we to the bowzing ken,
13 go to the alehouse
Thats cut the Robin Hood.
14 called the "Robin Hood."
IV
But O ben Coue what if we be clyd,
15 arrested?
Long we cannot foist & nip at last we shall be spyed,
16 cheat and steal
If that we be spied, O then begins our woe,
With the Harman beake out and alas,
17 magistrate
To Wittington we goe.
18 Newgate
V
Stow your whids & plant, and whid no more of that
19 Hold your jaw! hide, and say no more
Budg a beak the crackmas & tip lowr with thy prat
20 Notes
If treyning thou dost feare, thou ner wilt foist a Ian,
21 hanging; pick a purse
Then mill, and wap and treine for me,
22 rob; whore; hang
A gere peck in thy gan.
23 Notes
As they were thus after a strange maner a wooing, in comes by chance a
clapper-dudgeon
24 Notes for a pinte of Ale, who as soone as he was spied,
they left off their roguish poetry, and fell to mocke of the poor
maunder thus.
VI
The clapper dugeon lies in the skipper,
25 beggar; barn
He dares not come out for shame,
But when he binges out he dus budg to the gigger,
26 comes out; goes to people’s doors—"Put something in my wallet."
Tip in my skew good dame.
Notes
See previous Note.
Stanza II, line 2. Autem mort = a wife; thus Harman,
Caveat (1575):—“These Autem Mortes be maried wemen, as there
be but a fewe. For Autem in their Language is a Churche; so she is a
wyfe maried at the Church, and they be as chaste as a Cowe I have,
that goeth to Bull every moone, with what Bull she careth not.” Line
5. wap = to lie carnally with.
Stanza IV, line 5. Whittington = Newgate, from the famous Lord
Mayor of London who left a bequest to rebuild the gaol. After standing
for 230 years Whittington’s building was demolished in 1666.
Stanza V, line 2. Crackmans = hedges or bushes. Tip lowr
with thy prat = (literally) get money with thy buttocks,
i.e. by prostitution.
Stanza VI, line 2. Clapperdogen = (B. E. Dict. Cant.
Crew, 1690) “a beggar born and bred”; also Harman, Caveat,
etc. p. 44:—“ these go with patched clokes, and have their morts with
them, which they call wives.”
Taken from
Musa Pedestris,
Three Centuries of Canting Songs and Slang Rhymes
[1536―1896], collected and annotated by John S. Farmer.
previous *
nextNearby