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A Leary Mot
A Leary Mot
c. 1811
A broadside ballad.
I
Rum old Mog was a leary flash mot,
and she was round and fat,
1 woman or harlot
With twangs in her shoes, a wheelbarrow too,
and an oilskin round her hat;
A blue bird’s-eye o’er dairies fine—
as she mizzled through Temple Bar,
2 Silk-handkerchief; Notes; paps; went
Of vich side of the way, I cannot say,
but she boned it from a Tar—
3 stole
Singing, tol-lol-lol-lido.
II
Now Moll’s flash com-pan-ion was a Chick-lane gill,
and he garter’d below his knee,
4 sweetheart
He had twice been pull’d, and nearly lagg’d,
5 gaoled; transported
but got off by going to sea;
With his pipe and quid, and chaunting voice,
“Potatoes!” he would cry;
For he valued neither cove nor swell,
for he had wedge snug in his cly
6 money; pocket
Singing, tol-lol-lol-lido.
III
One night they went to a Cock-and-Hen Club,
7 Notes
at the sign of the Mare and Stallion,
But such a sight was never seen as Mog
and her flash com-pan-ion;
Her covey was an am’rous blade,
and he buss’d young Bet on the sly,
8 kissed
When Mog up with her daddle, bang-up to the mark,
9 fist; straight to the spot
and she black’d the Bunter’s eye.
10 rag-gatherer
Singing, tol-lol-lol-lido.
IV
Now this brought on a general fight,
Lord, what a gallows row—
11 great shindy
With whacks and thumps throughout the night,
till “drunk as David’s sow”—
12 Notes
Milling up and down—with cut heads,
and lots of broken ribs,
13 fighting
But the lark being over—they ginned themselves
at jolly Tom Cribb’s.
Singing, tol-lol-lol-lido.
Notes
Stanza III, line 1. Cock and Hen Club = a free-and-easy for
both sexes.
Stanza IV, line 4. Tom Cribb—see note p. 223.
Taken from
Musa Pedestris,
Three Centuries of Canting Songs and Slang Rhymes
[1536―1896], collected and annotated by John S. Farmer.
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