The Sandman’s Wedding

The Sandman’s Wedding
b. 1789
A Cantata by G. Parker (?).

Recitative.

As Joe the sandman drove his noble team
Of raw-rump’d jennies, “Sand-ho!” was his theme:
Just as he turned the corner of the drum, 1 street
His dear lov’d Bess, the bunter, chanc’d to come; 2 rag-gatherer
With joy cry’d “Woa”, did turn his quid and stare,
First suck’d her jole, then thus addressed the fair. 3 kissed her

Air.

I

Forgive me if I praise those charms
Thy glaziers bright, lips, neck, and arms 4 eyes
Thy snowy bubbies e’er appear
Like two small hills of sand, my dear:
Thy beauties, Bet, from top to toe
Have stole the heart of Sandman Joe.

II

Come wed, my dear, and let’s agree,
Then of the booze-ken you’ll be free; 5 ale-house
No sneer from cully, mot, or froe 6 fellow, girl, or wife
Dare then reproach my Bess for Joe;
For he’s the kiddy rum and queer, 7 brave and cute
That all St. Giles’s boys do fear

Recitative.

With daylights flashing, Bess at length reply’d, 8 eyes
Must Joey proffer this, and be deny’d?
No, no, my Joe shall have his heart delight
And we’ll be wedded ere we dorse this night; 9 sleep
“Well lipp’d,” quoth Joe, “no more you need to say”—10 spoken
“Gee-up! gallows, do you want my sand to-day?”

Air.

I

Joe sold his sand, and cly’d his cole, sir, 11 pocketed his money
While Bess got a basket of rags,
Then up to St. Giles’s they roll’d, sir,
To every bunter Bess brags:
Then into a booze-ken they pike it, 12 go
Where Bess was admitted we hear;
For none of the coves dare but like it,
As Joey, her kiddy, was there.

II

Full of glee, until ten that they started,
  For supper Joe sent out a win;
A hog’s maw between them was parted,
  And after they sluic’d it with gin:
It was on an old leather trunk, sir,
  They married were, never to part;
But Bessy, she being blind drunk, sir,
  Joe drove her away in his cart.





Notes

Though George Parker’s name is not formally attached to this “Cantata” there would appear little doubt, from internal evidence, that it, with the two songs immediately following, forms part of a characteristic series from the pen of this roving soldier-actor. Parker was born in 1732 at Green Street, near Canterbury and was ‘early admitted’, he says, ’to walk the quarterdeck as a midshipman on board the Falmouth and the Guernsey’. A series of youthful indiscretions in London obliged him to leave the navy, and in or about 1754 to enlist as a common soldier in the 2Oth regiment of foot, the second battalion of which became in 1758 the 67th regiment, under the command of Wolfe. In his regiment he continued a private, corporal, and sergeant for seven years, was present at the siege of Belleisle, and saw service in Portugal, Gibraltar, and Minorca. At the end of the war he returned home as a supernumerary excise-man. About 1761 his friends placed him in the King’s Head inn at Canterbury where he soon failed. Parker went upon the stage in Ireland, and in company with Brownlow Ford, a clergyman of convivial habits, strolled over the greater part of the island. On his return to London he played several times at the Haymarket, and was later introduced by Goldsmith to Colman. But on account of his corpulence Colman declined his services. Parker then joined the provincial strolling companies, and was engaged for one season with Digges, then manager of the Edinburgh Theatre. At Edinburgh he married an actress named Heydon, from whom, however, he was soon obliged to part on account of her dissolute life. Returning again to London, he set up as wandering lecturer on elocution, and in this character travelled with varying success through England. In November 1776 he set out on a visit to France, and lived at Paris for upwards of six months on funds supplied by his father. His resources being exhausted, he left Paris in the middle of July 1777 on foot. On reaching England he made another lecturing tour, which proved unsuccessful. His wit, humour, and knowledge of the world rendered him at one time an indispensable appendage to convivial gatherings of a kind; but in his later days he was so entirely neglected as to be obliged to sell gingerbread-nuts at fairs and race-meetings for a subsistance. He died in Coventry poorhouse in April 1800.

Taken from Musa Pedestris, Three Centuries of Canting Songs and Slang Rhymes [1536―1896], collected and annotated by John S. Farmer.

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The Oath Of The Canting Crew
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The Milling Match
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Appendix